He almost pooped in the cig-bucket hole. How does he do this?!? He's got a long track record of being a really bad dog, but in this case, its just too funny to get mad at. It's so cold that all the poop is frozen anyway. I've seen some crazy dog stuff, but this is at the top. He once pooped under the couch. Magic is the only answer to this madness.
The best story is him pooping in one of Dan's hats. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!