Almost forgot it was Halloween because everyone was celebrating it since last friday. Anyways, if you're down to your final hours deciding what to be, you can dress like The Owner of A Multi-Hundred Dollar Company. Maybe you'll end up making it an outfit you use on a weekly basis.
- Casual Industrees C-Logo Snapback - Just like football players wear helmets and jerseys, you've gotta be reppin you're team all day.
- A vice - A man has to have a vice. It's what keeps him human. Dano's got plenty of them. For anyone who has known him as long as I have, Chubby Hubby was his drug of choice for a minute. Available at your local market or grocery store.
- Basketball - This helps balance the vice. You can find these in a garage.
- Beige Bath Robe (or dirty formerly white robe) - This is key. Like businessmen wear suits, Multi-Hundredaires wear robes. If you think about it, Kings wore robes during Medieval Times. It's just much more comfortable and at the same time makes people around you feel uncomfortable. Nothing else has power like that. Available at Target, Fred Meyer, or you're creepy friend's bathroom.
- Black eye - Sometimes random people will try to sucker punch you. Life is crazy that way. Dano has terrible luck with that. And honestly the 2 random people that he's gotten black eyes from were actually random drunks. It's a reminder to protect your neck.
- Russian Prison Slippers - Becker, our photographer, brought these back from Russia while filming Russian Prisons for Nat Geo. I'm sure you can find slippers with dolphins on them where they'd sell mumus for old ladies. I feel like I see a lot of those stores at Pike Place Market.
- Poop Machine (Manchester Terrier) - You can catch one of these if you kick a trash can hard enough to scare whatever is eatting out of it. Be careful when handling, they may poop in and on everything you own.
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