Robbed.

No, not by Clay Bennett. By a goddamn crow.

I was eatting my lunch outside on the picnic table and left the other half of my sandwich while i went inside for a second. Then for a split second of me walking out of the door, this black shadow just lifted my sandwich. I wouldn't have been so pissed if i wasn't still hungry. Then to add insult to injury, the bastard eats my sandwich in front of me from across the street. Naturally i ran after him to salvage what was left of my lunch. Pretty much scraps. This is war.