Friday, July 15, 2011

Dave & His Ratsun

The homie Dave has been helping out around HQ for a couple weeks now. Started out doing some production work to finishing the basketball hoop to working on the Frendo Mobile.

And if you're wondering how his mullet became the mullet it is today, he has rattlesnake blood shampoo to thank for that.

I know there's some kinda gun under all those wrenches and pliers. He seems like the kinda guy that be packin heaters.

This is how to defuse a bomb. Cut the black wire, ALWAYS. Not the red or the green, the black wire.

Popup Garage Service

THE RATSUUUUUNNNNNN!!


I'm trying to talk him into having a box in the back that releases marbles in case the biker cops try to pull him over.

2 comments:

PRINCE OF BALLARD said...

australian rice rocket? wu-tang sticker? does he have nunchucks hanging from the rearview mirror?

this guys is gonna be an interweb legend.

i suggest an advice column.

dear mullet dude,

b.raq said...

you're on to something big, prince. i will consult him. i have to drop a dragon toenail into a bucket of oil to summon him