we need a lawn mower

we're notorious for letting our lawn go. i think its time for a haircut. the shortest grass in the lawn measure 17 1/2"

the good part is that vinny doesn't shit in the tall grass so i can finally walk freely around the lawn without stepping in his turd-nests.


could easily shoot an episode of LOST in the front lawn




this has potential to be a bear trap. a polar bear trap. (get it?? LOST?? No?)